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tastefullyoffensive:

[iambradass]

tastefullyoffensive:

[iambradass]

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failnation:

Verizon is getting ghetto…http://failnation.tumblr.com

failnation:

Verizon is getting ghetto…
http://failnation.tumblr.com

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leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

(Source: iraffiruse)

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teencry:

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me


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Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’ Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)
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100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person


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(Source: natgeofound)

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jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

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officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it


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revolucianado:

revolucianado:

tryin to clean my house and listen to Beyonce at the same time

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I didn’t almost break my neck for 4 notes you fuckers


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